Now, though, some emoticon-happy chick (cutiekissa3) thinks I'm her brother. The newest one from her: a hysterical warning about the dangers of licking envelopes. Believe it or not, I am not a big proponent of licking things that are not food products, but I also think cutiekissa3 needs to chill a little. The odds of cockroach eggs getting inside a cut on my tongue, being nurtured by my warmth and saliva, and finally hatching in a gigantic explosion of tongue and cockroach babies seem pretty slim.
Other email addresses on her distribution list include summergirl10, malmonkey2, ILoveTwilight190, and talenthunter (good luck), so at least I'm in good company.